biting ur cheek
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head