does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
"are you sexually active"
*doctor laughs until the sun sets* “nerd”
if im ever angry with u just give me mcdonalds fries. im not saying ill forgive u but ill have fries and its a start