putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(via sodamnrelatable)

kitistheshit:

the moment everyone peed themselves
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 
shesarunnerrebel:

I am so impressed.

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

(via channybravo)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via xethanine)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via jesuschristvevo)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via somedayimabe)

sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

(via somedayimabe)

be insane or remain the same